Ah, Nigerians and our special way of naming things. Once we christen something, that name is here to stay forever—no arguments! But have you ever wondered, “Who first decided that soda should be called ‘mineral’?”
This quirky naming tradition has been passed down through generations, and despite how odd it might sound to outsiders, Nigerians aren’t letting go of the word anytime soon.
In this article, we’ll explore the history, culture, and humor behind why we call soft drinks mineral in Nigeria.
The Origin of “Mineral” in Nigeria
The story takes us back to the early days when carbonated drinks were first introduced into Nigeria during the colonial era. Back then, brands like Coca-Cola and Fanta weren’t just seen as fun, fizzy drinks—they were marketed as “mineral waters.”
The reason? These early sodas were believed to contain health-boosting elements like calcium, magnesium, and other minerals. Marketers advertised them as a kind of “tonic,” almost like a wellness drink.
But Nigerians, ever the kings and queens of simplification and creativity, decided:
“If they call it mineral water, then the drink itself must be mineral!”
And just like that, the nickname stuck.
From Mineral Water to Just “Mineral”
Fast forward a few decades, the “health tonic” claims faded, and nobody really believed Coke or Fanta had magical minerals anymore.
But did Nigerians drop the name?
Absolutely not!
Even today, if you walk into a restaurant, buka, or mama put joint and say:
“Please, give me a mineral.”
The waiter won’t ask questions—they’ll immediately ask you which one: Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, Fanta?
In Nigeria, “mineral” doesn’t mean one drink—it means all soft drinks.
Language Creativity: From Mineral to “Mineras”
Because Nigerians love to add extra spice to everything—including our words—we didn’t just stop at “mineral.”
Some people have even upgraded it to:
“Mineras”
Why? Because why not? It’s playful, catchy, and very Nigerian.
Why the Word Refuses to Die
Even with globalization, imported slang, and all the American “soda” or British “fizzy drink” influence, “mineral” is here to stay.
Why?
- Cultural Habit: Nigerians love holding on to words that feel like home.
- Ease of Use: One word covers everything—Coke, Pepsi, Sprite—you name it.
- Generational Influence: If your parents and grandparents said “mineral,” you probably will too.
Conclusion
Calling soda mineral might confuse foreigners, but to Nigerians, it’s perfectly normal.
It’s more than just a name—it’s a cultural badge of honor. And if you think we’ll ever stop? Forget it.
From “mineral” to “mineras,” Nigerians will keep giving the world something to laugh about, because Naija no dey carry last!
